Ankle-length
The No. 1
Faded roses on heavyweight cotton. The neckline is at the neck.
$88
How we do it here
Three promises, held firmly
I
It goes on over the head
There is no zipper, because a zipper is a decision, and you are done making those today. One motion. It ends at the ankle. The ankle is where it ends.
II
We hold it up to a lamp
Every garment, every time. If a person standing behind it becomes visible in any way, it does not leave the building. It stays. We keep it. We have a room.
III
Pockets, and their purpose
Two deep front pockets: a phone, a granola bar, and one item you will not explain to anybody. We do not ask what is in the pockets. That was an early decision and we have honored it.
“He said it wasn’t very flattering. I asked, flattering to who. He’s still thinking about it. It’s been a month.”
Renata C. — Tucson — owns three
100%
Of you, coveredGive or take the head
2
Nap socks per orderA pair. Both feet
0
Cutouts, panelsAlso zero opinions solicited
14oz
Cotton weightA real amount of cotton
“For my birthday he bought me something red with straps. I wear it in summer, over the gown, as a decorative scarf. He has never mentioned it.”
Paulette M. — Grand Rapids — wears The No. 1
The collection — all four of them
You will not believe what these women have going on under there. Neither will they, by 9 p.m.
Quilted
The Housecoat
For answering the door at a distance you control.
$124
Two pieces
The Two-Piece, Modest
Buttoned to the top button. That is the point of the top button.
$96
Tent cut
The Big One
Tent cut. You could raise a family in there and nobody would be told.
$102
Included with every order
Nap socks. They come with it.
Ribbed, ankle-high, one size, a color we are calling Oatmeal. You cannot buy them separately and you cannot decline them. Several men have written in to ask why. The socks do not answer to them and neither do we.
Put them on. Take a nap. That is the whole instruction.
“My sister bought one and said nothing about it for six weeks, which, for her, is a rave. Anyway, I love the gown, and the socks fit both of our feet, which she also hasn’t acknowledged.”
Kathy L. — Bethesda — wears The Housecoat
“My husband asked what I had on and I said ‘It’s Grangerie,’ and he stood there a second and said, ‘So is that a no, then. For tonight. Is that a no.’ And I slept nine hours.”
Denise R. — mother of three, Ohio — wears The Big One