A pair of nap socks ships with every order. Non-negotiable.

The Big One — enormous tent-cut cotton nightgown, three-quarter sleeves

Tent cut

The Big One

$102

Tent cut. You could raise a family in there and nobody would be told.

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Nap socks included. You did not ask for them. They are in the box.

About this garment

Three-quarter sleeves, tent cut, and an amount of cotton we had to explain to our supplier twice. Extremely generous through the middle. Nobody knows anything, and under this gown, nobody ever will.

You can sit cross-legged inside it entirely. You can bring a snack in there. You can conduct your whole evening in there while a man on the couch wonders, correctly, whether you can hear him. We designed for all of that on purpose and we would do it again.

It is our largest gown, and it is exactly as large as it needs to be, which is very.

14oz cotton — a real amount of cotton

“I eat crackers in there. Whole sleeves of them. From the outside there is no evidence. He hears something but he’ll never prove it.”
Carol Anne W. — Chattanooga — tent cut loyalist

The rest of the collection

The No. 1 — ankle-length faded-floral cotton nightgown, high neck, long sleeves

Ankle-length

The No. 1

Faded roses on heavyweight cotton. The neckline is at the neck.

$88

The Housecoat — quilted floor-length housecoat, belted, hands in pockets

Quilted

The Housecoat

For answering the door at a distance you control.

$124